Idiots, Inc.

How To Fail In Business Without Even Trying



A group of people whom, it would appear, have a firm grasp of cutting edge concepts that could range from analyzing quantum physics to geo-stationary satellite telemetry, but obviously doesn't include plain old common sense.




Viagra on Aisle 1, Cialis on Aisle 2, Ball Gags and Leather Chaps in the back.




The historically obscure Fourth Little Pig goes public with an ill-fated, utterly unnecessary business venture.




Making those ass kissers down the street look like punks.




Rich Aunt Matilda stiff you in her will? Don't despair.




Mommy and daddy will be so proud when you tell them where you're working!




Satisfaction guaranteed. Or else.




Having a special on pitched tents next Sunday morning!




It's true. Chicken dishes in some Asian restaurants are actually served doggie style.




Awwww...how cute! A head wound!




Introducing new Saturday cuddling hours.




Perfect for your specific needs.




Idiotic inventory.





Way to think it through, guys.

Highway 420

Please don't feed the hippies.

Dateline: New York City. The Frozen Apple.

Snow in New York is a beautiful thing. It muffles the normally invasive din of traffic, it causes the already breathtaking sights to sparkle with a bright new luster and it turns the pedestrian friendly, accommodating sidewalks into potential paralysis-inducing slip n slides.


See New York as you've never seen it before! From a wheelchair!

There’s really no better way to experience the city than in 17-degree weather.


Even the Empire State Building is turning blue!

With Saudi Arabia, Oman and Egypt notorious for their lack of ski slopes and luge runs, taxi drivers get scarce when the white stuff starts falling. Idiots in Lexuses and E-Classes, however, don’t have the same good sense.


Why take the train for $1.50 when you can total your $70,000 car?

Wake Up!

Free at lats! Feer at salt!
Thank Dog Almighty we are reef at slat!

Deep Thoughts

“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”
--John F. Kennedy

“Give me liberty or give me death.”
--Patrick Henry

“It is in justice that the ordering of society is centered.”
--Aristotle

“When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.”
--Friedrich Nietzsche

“An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.”
--Benjamin Franklin

“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.”
--Mahatma Gandhi

“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”
--Oscar Wilde

“Work out.”
--Dean