Idiots, Inc.

How To Fail In Business Without Even Trying



A group of people whom, it would appear, have a firm grasp of cutting edge concepts that could range from analyzing quantum physics to geo-stationary satellite telemetry, but obviously doesn't include plain old common sense.




Viagra on Aisle 1, Cialis on Aisle 2, Ball Gags and Leather Chaps in the back.




The historically obscure Fourth Little Pig goes public with an ill-fated, utterly unnecessary business venture.




Making those ass kissers down the street look like punks.




Rich Aunt Matilda stiff you in her will? Don't despair.




Mommy and daddy will be so proud when you tell them where you're working!




Satisfaction guaranteed. Or else.




Having a special on pitched tents next Sunday morning!




It's true. Chicken dishes in some Asian restaurants are actually served doggie style.




Awwww...how cute! A head wound!




Introducing new Saturday cuddling hours.




Perfect for your specific needs.




Idiotic inventory.





Way to think it through, guys.