The World Needs Heroes

And, eventually, therapy



Faster than a speeding four-wheeler!
More powerful than a double spritz of Axe body spray!
Able to leap Daddy’s empty tallboys in a single bound!
Look! Up on the sectional sofa! It’s a girl! It’s a…wait…is it a girl? No! It’s Maxi Boy!

Yes, Maxi Boy, strange step-cousin from somewhere out in the county who came to town sporting hair with powers far beyond those of mortal children.

Maxi Boy! Who can change the course of water running in the gutters using only some pine cones, a few rocks and maybe an old rusty license plate; bend his sister’s naked, headless Barbie with his bare hands; and who, disguised as Dylan Dakoda Rhetterson, cutesy mild-mannered child spokesperson for the Uncle Diddy’s Pontiac GMC franchise, fights a never-ending battle for Spaghettios, Monster Truck Rallies and poking small dead animals with a stick!

And now another exciting episode in The Adventures of Maxi Boy! Tonight’s episode: Are You My MotherSister?