Dateline: Orange Beach. This One Goes To 11.

Handy Dandy Do-It-Yourself Rolling Cooler/Radio Combo.


Step 1: Buy rolling cooler.
Step 2: Buy boat stereo and speakers.
Step 3: Cut holes in cooler.
Step 4: Insert boat stereo and speakers.

NOTE: Do NOT attempt to fill cooler with ice or beverages, as radio generates a level of heat that requires the cooler lid to be open so as not to melt through the thick plastic walls from the inside.

Step 5: Buy second cooler.
Step 6: Fill second cooler with Michelob Ultra low-carb workout beer and ice.
Step 7: Wrestle both unwieldy coolers to poolside.
Step 8: Turn on boat stereo and speakers.
Step 9: Play ”Cha Cha Slide.”
Step 10: Repeat Step 9.
Step 11: Repeat Step 10.
Step 12: Repeat Step 11.
Step 13: Repeat Step 12.
Step 14: Crank it up and share your white-hot music with the world.