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FRIEND WANTED: Wingman, running buddy, drinking buddy, tail-chaser and all-around wild ass.

IDEAL CANDIDATE: Mad beer pong skillz, minimum 750 My Space friends, unlimited texting, keg stands, Madden ’09. Tribal armband considered a plus.

DO: Buy the Jager shots on my birthday.

DON’T: Horn in on my women or drink my Sunny D.

If you fit the bill and think you can keep up, I.M. me at brestman10. Include a pic, as I have done the same.