Light Fuse. Get Way.

If it’s excitement you’re looking for this 4th of July, then be sure to shop Billy Snell’s Doublewide Fireworks Emporium.

With glaring faults in quality control, every Black Racer, Bottle Rocket and Lady Finger in our expansive inventory has the potential to cause unimaginable bodily harm. Talk about a holiday thrill spectacular!

What fun are sparklers if the biggest danger they pose is a slight burn or maybe a little blister? The possibility that one might unexpectedly explode, taking a digit or two along with it, is sure to get your blood pumping.

A Roman Candle that could violently erupt in a shower of molten plastic, wreaking havoc and mayhem throughout the neighborhood will have everyone’s hearts thumping in breathless anticipation as you put match to fuse.

And M80’s that might spontaneously detonate right in the bag before you’re even able to get them home? You’ll see the excitement in the eyes of your kids as they share the backseat with your new purchase.

You’ve tried the best, now try the rest! At Billy Snell’s Doublewide Fireworks Emporium at the junction of Possum Holler Road and Highway 10, right behind the Shell station. Look for the colorful flags!